BAG BALM

This is kind of cute. When I was at the clinic getting my burnt hands looked at, the oncologist told Fred to go to a store and buy Bag Balm to put on my hands. Fred found it.

On one side of the jar, it reads, "After each milking, apply thoroughly and allow coating to remain on surface."

On another side of the jar, it reads, "For use on cows, thoroughly wash treated teats and udder with separate towels before each milking. To avoid contamination after each milking, bathe the udder with plenty of hot water, strip milk out and dry skin. Apply BAG BALM freely and massage gently with this proven ointment twice daily."

And, on another side it reads, "Since 1899 BAG BALM has been the farmer's friend helping keep dairy cows from becoming chapped from the harsh Vermont environment. It's like having another hand on the farm or a helper around the house."

So, there you have it. It is breast-related.